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Disco ball pumpkins shimmer in lime and gold, while purple pizza slices reveal tiny skull faces staring back at you. Pink bats with green wings swoop between multicoloured flowers centred with grinning skull faces, and white hands make peace signs from fluffy pink clouds, each wrist wrapped in a bracelet that reads LOVE. Stray spiders, floating eyes and coiled snakes fill the gaps between the chaos. The overall effect is somewhere between Halloween, a rave and the inside of a very creative mind, and it looks absolutely spectacular on a pair of shorts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Shroom Shorts are built to move with you and keep up with whatever you are doing. The fabric is lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying, making them just as at home in the pool as they are in the gym or on the sofa. 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