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It’s a classy-looking innuendo Christmas jumper with a filthy sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe label is printed large on the chest in bright, full colour, finished with a thick black outline that reads on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s perfect for the pub on Christmas Eve, a whisky tasting with your mates or the work do where the free bar opens at six. Most funny Christmas jumpers make you smile; hilarious Christmas jumpers like this one make the barman smile too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRude Christmas jumpers and a good dram go together, and this one pours generously. It’s cheeky rather than an offensive Christmas jumper, though the second word may raise an eyebrow at the carol service. Our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers are poured from the same bottle, and some of our profits head to mental-health charities, which is something worth raising a glass to. Pick the colour, pick the size, add it to your basket and order early, because the Christmas rush drinks fast. It has a strong claim to a place among the funniest Xmas jumpers we make. Funny Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Xmas jumpers, neat or on the rocks. 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