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If it sounds like a confidence-boosting slang phrase with one word swapped, that’s because it is, and the long present makes it a proper innuendo Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe badge is printed large across the chest in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s ideal for the lads’ Christmas party, the gym crowd’s December night out and the Secret Santa where you’ve spent a bit over the limit. Of all our funny Christmas jumpers, this is the one with the biggest present. It’s also one of the hilarious Christmas jumpers that puts every other gift under the tree to shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s one of our rude Christmas jumpers where the punchline is all in the proportions, and an offensive Christmas jumper only to people with small chimneys. 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