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You can probably guess which word Nick is standing in for, and that guess is what turns it into an innuendo Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe badge is printed large across the chest in bright, full colour with a thick black outline, so it shines on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s built for the lads’ Christmas night, the gym crowd’s December drinks and any bloke called Nick, Nicky or Nicholas. Plenty of funny Christmas jumpers are cute; this one is confident. Among hilarious Christmas jumpers, it’s the one most likely to be worn with sunglasses indoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRude Christmas jumpers don’t need to spell anything out when the swagger does the talking. Is it an offensive Christmas jumper? Only to people with small energy. Line it up with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers and it still flexes hardest, a solid contender for the funniest Xmas jumpers of the season. Good news for your conscience: part of the profit from every Bad Shirt Club order goes to mental-health charities. Choose your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush can’t steal your thunder. Funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers with this much attitude are rare. 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