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A proper builder’s-bum gag, and an innuendo Christmas jumper nobody can miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe scene is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s ideal for the office Christmas party, Christmas Day after the crackers are pulled and the family get-together where Grandad’s trousers always slip. Funny Christmas jumpers rarely get this cheeky. As hilarious Christmas jumpers go, it’s the cracker everyone wants to pull.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s one of our rude Christmas jumpers that’s more cheeky than saucy, and it’s only an offensive Christmas jumper if a bit of Santa’s bum offends you. It joins our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers as the obvious bottom of the range. Each one also does some good, because part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Decide on a colour and size, add it to your basket and order early so you’re not left behind by the Christmas rush. Families with a rude streak call it one of the funniest Xmas jumpers under the tree, and it’s literally the cheekiest of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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