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It’s protein shake meets carol service, and the pun hits harder than a pre-workout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print goes on large across the chest, bright and full-colour, with a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Wear it to the gym crowd’s Christmas social, the last spin class before the break, or Christmas Jumper Day at work if you’re the one who always talks about macros. Most funny Christmas jumpers skip the gym; this one lives there. It’s also a safe Secret Santa for a personal trainer who likes hilarious Christmas jumpers but would rather keep the bulking jokes clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot every one of our rude Christmas jumpers has to be rude. This one is the protein bar of the range: cheeky, wholesome and a long way from an offensive Christmas jumper. Pair it with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers if your gym mates prefer filth with their reps, or keep it as your innuendo Christmas jumper lite. Whichever you choose, part of our profits goes to mental-health charities, which is good for the head as well as the gains. Pick the colour and size you want, add it to your basket and order early to beat the Christmas rush. Funniest Xmas jumpers, funny Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Xmas jumpers: this one just lifts. 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