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It’s a hit at the office Christmas party, the girls’ night out and the family get-together where your RSPB-member aunt will love it for all the wrong reasons. We stock plenty of funny Christmas jumpers, but few have this much plausible deniability. It’s one of our hilarious Christmas jumpers that gets funnier the more innocently you defend it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWildlife lovers might call it the politest of our rude Christmas jumpers. It’s barely an offensive Christmas jumper; after all, they’re only birds. Pair it with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers for a full flock of bad taste. Each one also helps a cause that matters, since part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick a colour, pick a size, add it to your basket and order early before the Christmas rush takes flight. Twitchers rate it among the funniest Xmas jumpers, and it’s one of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers your gran can’t fault. 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