Loud Christmas Shirts

A loud christmas shirt is built to be seen first and talked about second. It dials up colour, print and personality so the room knows you’ve arrived, then keeps the jokes and compliments coming all night. Think festive chaos with craft behind it.

1) Colour turned to eleven
Neon greens, saturated reds, hot pinks and electric yellows that pop from across the room. High contrast is key so every character reads clearly in photos and party lighting.

2) Oversized, repeat motifs
Big, cheeky icons that scream Christmas at a glance: Santa on inflatables, reindeers doing the unexpected, tropical birds in Santa hats, baubles, candy canes and palm fronds. Repeats are spaced so the print feels energetic without becoming cluttered.

3) Tropical twist = Christmas Hawaiian energy
A true head-turner often blends beach vibes with winter icons. That mash-up is what makes a brilliant christmas hawaiian shirt, hawaiian christmas shirt or full hawaiian shirt christmas look. If it feels like a postcard from the Tropics wrapped in tinsel, you’re there.

4) Comedy you can wear
Humour is part of the brief. A loud xmas shirt makes people smile, from playful puns to absurd scenes. It might flirt with being the worst christmas shirt or the “horrible” one in theory, but when the cut and colours are right it becomes the most wanted in the room.

5) Craft behind the chaos
Quality fabric with crisp printing, a relaxed, all-day party fit, smooth seams and buttons that echo the curves in the artwork. Good design keeps the eye moving and the shirt breathable, so your festive hawaiian shirt lasts beyond one party.

6) Styled to stand out
Let the pattern lead. Pair with simple shorts or chinos, white trainers and confidence. For group photos, mix different xmas hawaiian shirts in the same colour family for squad impact.

The quick loudness test
If someone spots your shirt from ten metres away, can name at least one character on it, and asks where you got it, you’re wearing a proper loud christmas shirt.

Our loud christmas shirt is cut in a relaxed, party-proof fit, so you can wear it three ways: solo, open over a tee, or layered on top of a lightweight knit. Use the guide below to choose the right size for your winter plans.

Start with your best-fitting shirt

Lay a favourite button-up flat and measure across the chest, just under the armpits. Compare that number with our size chart. This is the most reliable way to match your usual fit.

How you plan to wear it

• Bare or over a T-shirt: Pick your normal size. Our Christmas Hawaiian shirt fabric drapes well and has a gentle stretch, so it won’t cling.
• Over a long-sleeve or thin jumper: If you like a tidy look, stay true to size. For a roomier, boxier vibe, go one size up.
• Over a hoodie or chunky knit: Go one to two sizes up depending on how heavy the layer is and how oversized you want your hawaiian christmas shirt to feel.

Fabric facts

The polyester–spandex blend used across our xmas hawaiian shirts is soft, breathable and slightly stretchy. It doesn’t shrink in the wash, so choose your size for the fit you want rather than sizing to allow for shrinkage.

Body shape tips

Broad shoulders or a bigger chest often prefer the next size up for easier movement. If you’re tall, consider sizing up for extra length and a looser loud xmas shirt silhouette.

Still unsure?

Check the detailed size chart on each product page, message us your chest measurement for advice, and remember we offer easy exchanges. Whether you’re styling a festive hawaiian shirt under a blazer or going full hawaiian shirt christmas over a knit, we’ll help you land the perfect fit.

We ship UK only and keep it quick. Every loud christmas shirt and christmas hawaiian shirt goes out with DHL Next Day Delivery.

Dispatch times

• Order before 2pm, Mon–Fri: we dispatch the same day.
• Order after 2pm or at the weekend: we ship the next working day.

Estimated delivery

• Mainland UK: next working day after dispatch.
• Northern Ireland & Highlands: usually 1–2 working days after dispatch.

Delivery costs

• Mainland UK: £4.95 flat rate, or FREE when you spend £50+.
• Northern Ireland & Highlands: £19.95 flat rate.
• We do not offer international shipping at this time.

Tracking and updates

Once your parcel leaves us you’ll receive a DHL tracking link with real-time updates, photo proof of delivery and options to rearrange if you are out. You will also get an order confirmation, a shipping notification and a delivery confirmation.

Packaging and cover

Your festive hawaiian shirt arrives in our 100% recycled, very loud packaging. Shipments are insured up to £150 with DHL.

Returns and issues

Changed your mind or picked the wrong size for your hawaiian shirt christmas look? Email info@badshirt.club to start a return or exchange. Return postage is paid by you. If your order arrives damaged, contact us right away and we will sort it.

Fit matters as much as the print. Every loud christmas shirt and christmas hawaiian shirt we make uses a relaxed, unisex block designed to look easy, feel comfortable and leave room for festive snacks and dance moves. The same sizing applies across our xmas hawaiian shirts and every hawaiian christmas shirt in the collection.

Quick fit rules

• Prefer a sharper party silhouette under a blazer or cardigan? Size down for a closer fit.
• Planning to layer over a tee or roll-neck, or want that oversized loud xmas shirt vibe? Size up.
• Our polyester–spandex fabric has light give, so your usual size will feel relaxed without looking baggy.

Measure once, party twice

1. Grab a favourite shirt that fits well, lay it flat and measure chest (pit to pit) and length.
2. Compare those numbers to the Size Guide on each product page. We list garment measurements, not body measurements, so you can match like for like.
3. Between sizes? Think about how you will wear it. Layering for hawaiian shirt christmas nights or chilly pub gardens usually benefits from the room of the larger size.

More sizing tips

• Taller shoppers who like extra drop at the hem should go up one size.
• If you want a boxier street fit, choose your normal size and wear it open over a tee.
• Shopping a gift and unsure? Average builds are safe in their usual T-shirt size for a relaxed festive hawaiian shirt fit.

Still stuck? Message us with your height, weight, usual T-shirt size and how you plan to wear it and we will recommend the best size. If it is not perfect, you can swap it. The only thing that should be difficult about your shirt is deciding which outrageous print becomes your new worst christmas shirt legend.

A loud christmas shirt does the heavy lifting, so build simple, confident outfits around it. For smart-casual, pair your christmas hawaiian shirt with dark tapered chinos or navy trousers, a clean white trainer and a black or charcoal overshirt left open. Roll sleeves and add a subtle leather belt; the print stays centre stage while the rest reads sharp.

Heading to an office do or dinner? Button the hawaiian christmas shirt and tuck it into tailored trousers. Add loafers or Chelsea boots, then throw on a plain wool blazer or a tidy bomber. Keep colours neutral charcoal, black, ecru or olive to frame the pattern. If your shirt background is bright, echo one accent colour in your socks or pocket square for a pulled-together finish.

For pub nights and house parties, wear xmas hawaiian shirts untucked over slim black jeans. A white or black tee underneath works for warmth and gives a layered look when you leave the top two buttons open. In cold weather, layer under a knitted crew or cardigan so the collar, hem and a flash of print peep out. Puffer gilet, beanie and winter boots turn it into a practical festive hawaiian shirt outfit for markets or outdoor bars.

Going full beach-party energy? Lean in with light shorts, fresh trainers and sunglasses. Stick to block colours that sit within the shirt palette. Avoid competing prints unless you are deliberately chasing the title of worst christmas shirt.

Footwear should be clean and simple. White trainers for casual, suede loafers for dressier, sturdy boots when it is icy. Jewellery, if any, should be minimal a single chain or watch is plenty. Let the shirt talk.

Fit tips: size down for a sharper silhouette under a blazer, true to size for relaxed comfort, one up for layering. Whatever you choose, tag us and invite @shitshirt.club as a collaborator when you post your loud xmas shirt look we donate a portion of profits to mental health causes, so your outfit starts conversations and backs a cause too.