Mrs Claus has spent centuries in the background, and she’s finally had enough. Our I Love to Jingle His Bells funny Christmas jumper gives her the spotlight as a 1950s pin-up, framed in an ornate gold cameo with little red bows around the edge. She has platinum victory-roll curls, a Santa hat, red gloves and a fur-trimmed red dress, and she’s winking as she shakes two golden bells above her head against a pink, star-speckled background. I LOVE TO arches over the top in white, and JINGLE HIS BELLS fills the bottom in bold red letters with a white edge. Whose bells, exactly, is left to your imagination, which is what makes it such a good innuendo Christmas jumper.
The cameo is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that reads on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s a natural for the girls’ night out, a vintage-themed Christmas party or a couple’s Christmas Eve, especially if he’s wearing something to match. Among our funny Christmas jumpers it’s the most glamorous, and it ranks with the hilarious Christmas jumpers that get a knowing look from every wife in the room.
Retro pin-ups and rude Christmas jumpers were made for each other. It’s cheeky, never crude, and hardly an offensive Christmas jumper unless the bells offend you. Put it alongside our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers and it’s the lady of the house. Better still, we hand part of our profits to mental-health charities. Choose your colour, choose your size, add it to your basket and order early, well ahead of the Christmas rush. If you collect the funniest Xmas jumpers, funny Xmas jumpers or inappropriate Xmas jumpers, she belongs on the rail. Ring-a-ding-ding, Mrs C.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smooth look
- Adult sweatshirt with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron