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Set sail for maximum bad taste with the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee, a brilliantly childish design made for lads who love rude jokes, big laughs and causing a scene wherever they go. If your idea of a quality outfit involves double meanings, outrageous banter and a t shirt that gets instant reactions, this one is right on target.
Featuring a grinning yellow submarine packed with seamen and a bold retro style graphic, this is the kind of tee that does all the talking for you. It is loud, stupid, unforgettable and exactly what you want from a proper party shirt.
Perfect for stag dos, pub crawls, festivals, holidays, birthdays and any occasion where subtlety is absolutely not invited, this is one of those funny t shirts people spot straight away. It also makes a top tier gift for the mate with zero shame and a very questionable sense of humour.
Available in over 12 colours, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ideal if you are looking for offensive t shirts, rude t shirts, outrageous t shirts or standout novelty t-shirts that bring proper chaos to the group chat and the night out.
Why you will love it:
If you are after a t shirt that is shameless, hilarious and guaranteed to get comments, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ready to dive straight into your wardrobe.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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Shipping Methods & Rates:
You’ve got two options at checkout:
FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)
Handling Time:
Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:
Packaging:
Shipping Insurance:
Return & Exchange Policy:
Damaged Shipments:
Contact Us:
Updates and Notifications:
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⚠️ Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)
Print of demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Bad Shirt Club product we ship internationally.
Thank you for choosing Bad Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Bad Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
⚠️ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)
Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these aren’t stocked or mass produced they fall under the “made to order” exception in UK consumer law.
That means we don’t accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos
We’ll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.
Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once it’s in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@badshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.
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Ensure secure transactions and peace of mind with our trusted payment methods. Your safety is our priority, we employ advanced security measures to protect your personal information and sensitive data.
Set sail for maximum bad taste with the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee, a brilliantly childish design made for lads who love rude jokes, big laughs and causing a scene wherever they go. If your idea of a quality outfit involves double meanings, outrageous banter and a t shirt that gets instant reactions, this one is right on target.
Featuring a grinning yellow submarine packed with seamen and a bold retro style graphic, this is the kind of tee that does all the talking for you. It is loud, stupid, unforgettable and exactly what you want from a proper party shirt.
Perfect for stag dos, pub crawls, festivals, holidays, birthdays and any occasion where subtlety is absolutely not invited, this is one of those funny t shirts people spot straight away. It also makes a top tier gift for the mate with zero shame and a very questionable sense of humour.
Available in over 12 colours, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ideal if you are looking for offensive t shirts, rude t shirts, outrageous t shirts or standout novelty t-shirts that bring proper chaos to the group chat and the night out.
Why you will love it:
If you are after a t shirt that is shameless, hilarious and guaranteed to get comments, the “Long, Hard & Full of Seamen” Funny Submarine Tee is ready to dive straight into your wardrobe.
Product features
Care instructions
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping Destinations:
Shipping Methods & Rates:
You’ve got two options at checkout:
FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)
Handling Time:
Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:
Packaging:
Shipping Insurance:
Return & Exchange Policy:
Damaged Shipments:
Contact Us:
Updates and Notifications:
You’ll get:
⚠️ Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)
Print of demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Bad Shirt Club product we ship internationally.
Thank you for choosing Bad Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Bad Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
⚠️ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)
Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these aren’t stocked or mass produced they fall under the “made to order” exception in UK consumer law.
That means we don’t accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos
We’ll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.
Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once it’s in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@badshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.
Small Cocks Matter Stag Do T-Shirt
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Bad Shirt Club isn’t just about outrageous patterns and dopamine-fuelled fashion – it’s about making a difference. Every item we create, from blazers and bucket hats to shirts and accessories, is designed to spark conversation, raise awareness, and challenge the stigma around mental health.
But we don’t stop at raising eyebrows, we raise funds too. A large portion of our profits goes directly to mental health charities, helping support the real heroes working on the frontlines of this cause.
So whether you’re buttoning up a blazer, throwing on a bucket hat, or strutting in your latest bad shirt, know this, you’re wearing more than a statement. You’re wearing solidarity. You’re wearing support. You’re wearing something that matters.
We aim to get your order to you as quickly as possible. All Bad Shirt Club orders are shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery. If you place your order before 2pm (Monday to Friday), and your delivery address is in England or Wales, it should arrive the next working day. Orders placed after 2pm will be dispatched the following working day, which may result in delivery taking an additional day.
For customers located in the Highlands of Scotland or Northern Ireland, delivery may take up to 3 working days due to regional courier timeframes.
Once your order has been dispatched, you’ll receive a tracking number along with real-time delivery notifications from DHL. These include a one-hour delivery window, photo confirmation once the item is delivered, and the ability to track your parcel’s progress. DHL also offers flexible delivery options such as changing the delivery address, redirecting to a local ServicePoint, or leaving the parcel with a specified neighbour. You can even let them know which neighbours not to leave it with, no awkward post-delivery surprises here.
We work hard to ensure your shirt arrives promptly, and you’re always kept in the loop throughout its journey.
We get it — online orders don’t always work out perfectly. That’s why we’ve got a clear, customer-first returns policy. If your item doesn’t fit or just isn’t what you expected, you’re entitled to return it within 14 days of receiving your order. After notifying us, you then have another 14 days to send the item back. We can only accept returns on items that are unworn, in original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition.
Please note that return postage is the customer’s responsibility, and any free gifts must be returned too, otherwise, we’ll deduct the value from your refund. We recommend using tracked shipping for peace of mind.
Once we’ve received and inspected your return, we’ll process your refund within 14 working days. For more details, or to get started with a return, head to our Refund & Returns page, linked in the footer of our site.
You don’t have to subscribe to enjoy our bad shirts — the choice is entirely yours. At Bad Shirt Club, we offer both one-time purchases and a flexible subscription option to suit your style and shopping preferences. If you’re looking to try out a single shirt or pick the perfect gift, you can simply browse our collection and buy any shirt as a standalone purchase with no commitment.
For those who want to keep the good times (and bad shirts) rolling, our Bad Shirt Subscription is a popular option. Subscribers receive a new limited-edition shirt delivered straight to their door either monthly or bi-monthly, often featuring exclusive designs not available on the main site. It’s a great way to build your collection, support our mental health mission, and enjoy a surprise every month.
Whether you’re here for one shirt or the whole wardrobe, we’ve made sure it’s easy to shop your way.
At this time, Bad Shirt Club only ships within the United Kingdom. We’re proud to offer fast and reliable domestic delivery through our partner DHL, ensuring next-day delivery for most orders placed before 2pm. While we’ve received plenty of interest from international fans of our loud and legendary shirts, our current focus is on delivering the best possible experience for customers across England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.
We’re always reviewing customer feedback and expanding our operations, so international shipping may become available in the future. If you’re based outside the UK and would like to stay in the loop about any updates to our delivery zones, feel free to sign up to our mailing list, we’d love to hear from you.
In the meantime, for UK residents, you can expect tracked delivery with flexible delivery options and full visibility through DHL, including a 1-hour ETA and delivery photo confirmation. For more details, visit our Delivery Information section or check our FAQ on shipping and delivery.
Finding your perfect bad shirt fit is all part of the fun. Whether you’re rocking it loud at a party or layering it up for maximum mayhem, we want your shirt to feel as good as it looks. Our shirts are available in sizes S to 5XL, and they’re designed for a relaxed, party-ready fit that flatters all shapes and swagger levels.
To make sizing simple, you can click ‘Size guide’ next to the size dropdown on any product page to view our full measurement chart. It includes chest, length, and sleeve dimensions for both shirts and blazers, measured in inches.
As a rule of thumb:
Your next show-stopping look starts with the right size – and we’ve got one for every body.
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Why not both? At Bad Shirt Club, we believe bold style shouldn’t come at the cost of comfort or quality. That’s why all our shirts are made from a high-quality spandex-polyester blend—a combo that delivers serious benefits beyond the eye-popping patterns. This material keeps things lightweight, breathable, wrinkle-resistant, and most importantly, colour-rich, meaning your wild prints stay vivid wear after wear, wash after wash. Whether you're partying, holidaying, or just being your most outrageous self, your shirt will keep up—no sweat (literally).
As for our blazers, they’re crafted from premium linen—perfect for when you want to crank up the chaos and the class. Linen brings that effortlessly cool look and feel while staying light, breathable, and ideal for layering, especially in warmer weather. Plus, it holds shape well, giving you the structure of a classic blazer with the personality of a party starter.
So yes, they’re good fun—but make no mistake, this is quality gear made for mischief, memories, and maximum compliments.
Absolutely! Once your bad shirt (or blazer, or whatever chaotic masterpiece you’ve ordered) is packed and ready to party, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking link included. We ship using trusted couriers like DHL to ensure your parcel gets to you quickly, safely, and with full visibility every step of the way.
You’ll be able to follow your order’s journey from our wardrobe to yours in real time—so whether it’s being sorted, scanned, or sprinting through the postal system, you’ll know exactly where your gear is. If you haven’t received your tracking email within 48 hours of ordering, check your spam folder or get in touch with our support team—we’ll sort it faster than you can say “bad shirt incoming.”
